Not Me Monday

I do not have a bruise on my left cheek because my one year old kicked my butt threw his toy phone at my face.

I did not turn around to find Lincoln chewing on scissors after I had left them out.

I did not forget Lincoln's bag and all his bottles for daycare at home.

I did not go to Lincoln's 12 month pediatrician appointment without any toys, snacks or even diapers - we left from daycare and I didn't have my diaper bag.